Two Years of Stackchain
By Anthony von Dessauer
This issue of Log 4 was released on the two year anniversary of Stackchain. It honestly feels like I just wrote about our 1 year anniversary of Stackchain yesterday. Has another year already passed? Is the bear market already gone?
Yes, we stacked the fuck out of it and now it’s gone.
Stackchainers have now collectively stacked our way through Stackchain’s first halving. While it’s not possible to know exactly how much Bitcoin Stackchain has stacked, it’s probably removed anywhere from 250-300 bitcoin from paper hands and sent it to cold storage. As of the date of my writing this May 20th 2024, Stackchain has an approximate cuck-buck market cap of 18-21 million war bucks. By the time you read this in July, who knows, Stackchain’s slave-token market cap might be in excess of 100 million dead presidents who are rolling in their graves with shame.
I know that’s a lot more dollar talk than you like to hear in a Stackchain article. Because the truth is price doesn’t matter and TA is astrology for men. But it sure is fun to see the look on haters’ faces when you point out that, “No, Stackchain is in fact not ded you stupid bitch. It’s only getting bigger.”
Since the last anniversary there have been many forks and as of now the abandoned chain lingers at 3k somewhere, the fork with the most hash being built on it is at #Stackchaintip @ 1748, The #LokoPettyFork is at 1318, the #coffeechain is now an institution, and the #musicchain still lives. There’s just as much stacking on Stackchain as there has ever been.
Stackchainers continue meeting at places around the world building our network one hug at a time. Including the amazing Halving Party in El Salvador. Of which this issue contains an article about.
And probably the most public facing part of Stackchain, Stackchain Magazine, is blowing up. This very issue is the first to increase its print size due to overwhelming demand.
All that to prove that price doesn’t matter, TA doesn’t mean shit, and memes lead the way.
On this two year anniversary I am once again here to leave you with a sincere Stackchainer blessing.
I hope tomorrow you have more Bitcoin than you have today.
Stackchainers, I love you.
Have Fun Stacking Sats
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Note from Stackchain Magazine: No Bitcoin (or inferior monies) were exchanged for this article. This article was written by Anthony von Dessauer you can find him on X @anthonydessauer or on nostr anthonyvondessauer@nostrplebs.com. Anthony has been a major contributor to Stackchain from the very first day including hosting stackchain spaces, helping to organize events in meat space and now as a regular contributor to Stackchain Magazine. All this and you’d think his mother would stop dressing him funny? If you’d like to send Anthony some sats 4 this article you can do so via LNURL valitnikov@stackchainmag.com